What Kind of Friend Are You in the Group Chat?

1. How often do you text in the group chat?

Only when someone says something chaotic

All. The. Time. I tell my friends everything

Once a week with a random meme

2. Someone says “Let’s hang out this weekend!” You:

Immediately suggest a location, time, and send out calendar invites

Say “yessss” and then go MIA until the day of

React with a heart emoji and see if anyone else commits first

3. What kind of content do you usually send?

Plans, links, reminders, screenshots of the weather

Unhinged TikToks, memes, and voice notes of me ranting

Aesthetic photos, oddly specific Spotify links, or “saw this and thought of us”

4. How do you respond to drama?

“Let’s talk it out. What’s actually going on?”

“I’m getting popcorn. Continue.”

Disappear for 4 hours, then drop in with “what did I miss??”

TTM